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July 8, 2009 at 11:32am
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14 skills all men should possess. →

jasencomstock:   9 of 14.

sds: THISISSEXISTANDMISOGYNISTICICANTBELIEVEYOUREPEDDLING-THISSTUFF

My score - 13/14. Sadly, I’ve never tried to change my own oil (weird, I know).  It’s now my goal to do it.  This weekend.

But it appears to me that there are several curious ommissions from the list.  Some additions I’d propose:

  • The ability to pick-out and tie a tie,
  • The requisite knowledge to select a decent bottle of wine or scotch,
  • The ability to cook at least one dish from scratch, and without the help of a microwave,
  • The propensity to discern between a “Philips-head” and “Straight” Screw-head at a moment’s glance,
  • The skill to catch and clean a fish, if not for the sole purpose of being able to teach the skill to your future son),
  • The patience to deal courteously with a woman in the act of shopping,
  • A good handshake.  If you’re still giving out the limp fish, you will inevitably fail at life.

Notes

  1. somethingvaguelypolitical reblogged this from snafusweetpea and added:
    Girlfriend’s blog, meet the internet. Internet, meet my girlfriend’s blog. Incidentally, I’m not surprised by this.
  2. beautifulboyz reblogged this from thatissexist and added:
    it is, but i’m not a man. “bastard” isn’t politically correct either.
  3. chhastakenovermyfreakylife reblogged this from not-ean and added:
    I’m going to say 12 of 14, so long as “calling Triple A” counts as “handling roadside emergencies”. And if that swimming...
  4. thatissexist reblogged this from beautifulboyz
  5. snafusweetpea reblogged this from somethingvaguelypolitical and added:
    lol I can do nine, I can’t do anything with cars (but I would loooove to learn to drive stick,) I cant swim and I cant...
  6. somethingvaguelypolitical reblogged this from hivelessmind and added:
    Eight. But to be fair I’m pretty sure I could figure out everything but the breast stroke and driving a stick without...
  7. not-ean reblogged this from jheath and added:
    7 out of 14. that list is bullshit.
  8. heavysigh reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    12. Curse you non-swimming/stick!!
  9. hivelessmind reblogged this from hystericallynaked
  10. exspectator reblogged this from muppetpants and added:
    I can’t sew a button. That’s a woman’s work. Thus, I say that I possess all of the skills mentioned.
  11. hystericallynaked reblogged this from yaldabaoth and added:
    We’ll say 13, because I always give up on the whole checkbook-balancing thing. Hard(er) mode. 63/75 here.
  12. yaldabaoth reblogged this from bthny and added:
    12, but I’m a vegetarian so I don’t eat steak. I can make mean veg cheese steaks, though, and boil my own seitan. 13....
  13. noblelion reblogged this from darkknightjrk and added:
    14, punks. But I wholeheartedly agree with the skills added below. Because, honestly, I don’t think you REALLY need to...
  14. kkkkkates reblogged this from absurdlakefront and added:
    10! I’m one hell of a man. And if AAA counts, I’m up to 11.
  15. jheath reblogged this from leeleeleelee and added:
    This is sexist… also, 11 of 14. 12 of 14. I can’t dress for the occasion due to my inability to balance a checkbook. I...
  16. charlieolvera reblogged this from yousoldtheworld and added:
    13 WOOHAAA Guess which one I CAN’T do!
  17. darkknightjrk reblogged this from imperiousrex and added:
    12 out of 14. Never drove a stick shift and haven’t had to sew a button. imperiousrex:
  18. brvtalbrodeo reblogged this from fleetfootedfox and added:
    If only I could swim, I could do all these things. Damn you fear of water!
  19. johnzanussi reblogged this from leeleeleelee
  20. fleetfootedfox reblogged this from bsqv and added:
    for you. and changing oil should be stricken -...belongs in the realm of professionals....
  21. leeleeleelee reblogged this from scarlson09 and added:
    very well (think zach braff in garden state)
  22. january20 reblogged this from adamhrabik and added:
    I’ll claim 13 of the 14, even though I haven’t driven a stick since 2004 and I’m pretty sure I have the cognitive...
  23. scarlson09 reblogged this from mattgorman and added:
    I think I have 10 of 14. I can’t cook the perfect steak because I seriously don’t like the taste of steak; I can’t drive...
  24. adamhrabik reblogged this from frictionlesssuperfeet and added:
    Happy Birthday, Chase?
  25. frictionlesssuperfeet reblogged this from mattgorman and added:
    12 of 14. I can’t drive stick shift or change my oil, despite my dad’s thousands of efforts to teach me. Not that that...
  26. bsqv reblogged this from baskabas and added:
    well then you definitely get the idea. +10 points and swooooon
  27. bthny reblogged this from baskabas and added:
    I’m a woman but I got 9 out of 14. I need to brush up on my steak-cooking and fire-building skills, but breast stroke is...
  28. baskabas reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    13. I have never used a gps before, so maybe you could count that as 12.5, but I’m so manly that I’m confident I could...
  29. kborin reblogged this from mattgorman and added:
    Further proof the men are uneccesary. I can do 12 of these… but I can’t drive stick and I can’t write very well.
  30. theartofdreaming reblogged this from imperiousrex and added:
    lol i can only do like 5 of these. i suck.
  31. mattgorman reblogged this from and added:
    12 of 14. I can’t dress for the occasion due to my inability to balance a checkbook.
  32. imperiousrex reblogged this from davidmaddox and added:
    13 out of 14. Can’t sew a button.
  33. yousoldtheworld reblogged this from absurdlakefront and added:
    8. IM MANLIER THAN SCOTT.
  34. davidmaddox reblogged this from sds and added:
    sds: THISISSEXISTANDMISOGYNISTICICANTBELIEVEYOUREPEDDLING-THISSTUFF My score - 13/14. Sadly, I’ve never tried to change...
  35. absurdlakefront reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    7 if maintaining AAA membership and calling when needed counts as knowing what to do in a roadside emergency. Otherwise...
  36. logansblog reblogged this from sds and added:
    13/14 for the list.
  37. beautifulboyz reblogged this from notthatkindagay
  38. yellowhat reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    Dude, I have 12 of these skills. Does that mean I’m 6/7 of a man?
  39. notthatkindagay reblogged this from muppetpants and added:
    13. I’m manlier than Pants. ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!
  40. muppetpants reblogged this from sds and added:
    12. Also, this was clearly written by a man.
  41. sds reblogged this from jasencomstock and added:
    THISISSEXISTANDMISOGYNISTICICANTBELIEVEYOUREPEDDLINGTHISSTUFF Boy, I’m feeling snarky today…
  42. jasencomstock posted this